#8 is my favorite!

Here's Wonkette's poll results for a new prison nick for Scooter:

10. Token

9. Crutchy

8. Scooter X

7. Asspen

6. Target of Probes

5. Slam Dunk!

4. Yellowcakes

3. Ham Sandwich

2. I Am A Fugitive From a Cheney Gang

1. Irving