Ode To a Mediocre Politican

Doug Forrester, the supremely boring Republican Candidate for Governor of New Jersey (when's Russell Simmons going to run?) has a link on his web site to the following poem in his honor:

The Price For Governor – Faith, Experience, Loyalty And Trust
By: Habibullah Saleem

The price for Governor is loyalty and trust
The price for Governor is the absence of lust
Thoroughly qualified Doug Forrester for sure
Bringing to the voters the requirements for cure
A state of emergency for a state that’s ill
Doug Forrester with vision with maximum skill
The price for Governor is substance in accord
Artificial opponents we cannot afford
The voters today are in need of truth
Not someone unable to produce
The price for Governor means being for real
When voting for Forrester the victory is sealed
A man unwilling to decline or pretend
No wonder Doug Forrester deserves to win
Straight to the point with honesty to share
Doug Forrester as Governor with leadership to spare
Down to Earth whether Black or White
Doug Forrester as Governor an amazing delight
With nothing to hide devoted and clean
Vote for Doug Forrester and not some scheme
Understanding New Jersey is to be alert
For health and economics he’s willing to work
Putting in place collective education
Inclusive strategies with appropriate inspiration
A family man with righteous support
Unauthorized characters we must abort
Doug Forrester is accountable, dependable and precise
Willing to listen and accept advice
Knows how to provide and care for our elders
Forrester’s character is that of a welder
Not drunk on status or monetary gain
Doug Forrester as Governor productive and plain
Derailing confusion tricks and lies
Integrity and dignity he constantly applies
A builder of unity connecting the links
From the soul to the mind is the way he thinks
Winning you over with his honorable deeds
Its clear and obvious he’s the Governor we need
Born a winner with guts to challenge
Doug Forrester as Governor with exceptional balance
New Jersey as a garden in a state of decline
Defined by experience a leader genuine
Not one to brag or foolishly boast
As Governor of New Jersey oh what a host
Exposing the magicians with all of their tricks
As Governor of New Jersey Doug Forrester we pick
So let us as voters do more than just pray
Let’s vote for Doug Forrester and without delay

I want to know more about the "absence of lust". Is that a constitutional requirement, after McGreevey?
Courtesy of The Politicker.