What Do I Get For Two Talmuds And A Koran?

An enterprising group of atheist college students in Texas have set up a booth on campus where they are offering porn in exchange for the bible.












Obviously,being atheists, these kids don't know that that you don't have to give up your bible to get your hands on some nice juicy pornography. You just have to read it! Song of Solomon anyone? Breasts like cantaloupes?

Credit to La Wonkette.