Tuesday, December 27, 2005

What's The Matter With Kansas?

Kansas teenager gets repeatedly abused at school, constantly called a faggot. It gets so bad, he drops out. He sues the school board for not protecting him and wins. Almost half a million bucks.

The best part? He's not even gay!

Not that it matters. The other kids perceived him that way, and that is why he was abused. Besides, half a million bucks seems like just about the right compensation for what they subject you to in Kansas schools these days. Time to put those Intelligent Design textbooks up on E-bay!


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