Hizzoner

I feel kinda like a sniper at the Special Olympics with this one, but I just couldn't resist this web page of actual quotes from former Mayor and current D.C. Councilman Marion Barry. Here's my favorite three:

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."

"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."

"Bitch set me up."