Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Give That Man a Gold Watch!

This Sunday I'll be driving over to Beverly Hills to attend a Rick Santorum retirement party.

It's one year until Senator frothy mix is up for re-election, and the hippy freaks are coming out of the woodwork. He'd behind a good ten points in the Pennsylvania polls, and it would be wonderful if we could send the man who once won Roll Call's name-the-dumbest-senator contest back to Pittsburgh with his state-funded homeschooled brats and dead baby in tow.

See if you can attend a Rick Santorum retirement party near you. All the cool kids will be there. My only question is whether there will be some hot man-on-dog action at the party. Well, it is Beverly Hills!


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