Homo Envy

I really wish y'all would stop acting so gay! You pretend like it's some "brave act" for an actor to play queer. While we're at it, why don't we just break out the blackface?

No, it's actually nice that a-list actors aren't afraid to practice some good, old-fashioned man-on-man tongue-wrasslin' on the big screen.

And at least Heath Ledger does a good impersonation of a man at his own execution: