Praise To The Man

Sanctimonious gay marriage hater and great-grandson of polygamists Mitt Romney is giving up his re-election bid because he wants to run for President. And because he probably wouldn't be re-elected.

If you want to know what a Mormon Ward would feel like on a national scale, go ahead and elect this blow-dry scold President. Think of all the money we would save. We could replace welfare with Deseret Industries thrift stores, use the A.T.F. to ban all liqour, tabacco, and coffee sales, and replace the National Institutes of Health with the laying on of hands.

As only an ex-Mormon can say, yikes.