Jesus Christ, Master Of The Quick Hands

The Republicans love to claim Jesus. But look how serenely the Prince of Peace follows the playbook, gently executing a glory-sharing handoff mid-tackle to his ever-grateful support. Graceful, flowing, even magnanimous in his moment of pain, the Good Lord is no ball hog, but a team player who wants to help each one of us across our own personal goal line.

















Let's contrast this with the playing style of his #1 White House fan:
















Mind you, that opposing ball carrier was probably a terrorist.

Tackle Jesus courtesy of Not Only But Also.