Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Jesus Christ, Master Of The Quick Hands

The Republicans love to claim Jesus. But look how serenely the Prince of Peace follows the playbook, gently executing a glory-sharing handoff mid-tackle to his ever-grateful support. Graceful, flowing, even magnanimous in his moment of pain, the Good Lord is no ball hog, but a team player who wants to help each one of us across our own personal goal line.

Let's contrast this with the playing style of his #1 White House fan:

Mind you, that opposing ball carrier was probably a terrorist.

Tackle Jesus courtesy of Not Only But Also.


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