Reality-Based Legislation

It's time for the newest installment of Utahistan! my regular series dedicated to my hereditary home.

It seems that a Utah Legislative Committee, in a froth of gay-hatin', just passed a bill banning teenagers from discussing "Human Sexuality" in school clubs.

Still unresolved is whether discussions of "Animal Sexuality" are good to go. FFA be warned!

Buy the way, do fart jokes count?