Rugby Players Are Hot, Reason # 14,382
Steve Thompson, the cubbishly hot England Rugby hooker, did a great promo commercial for the Six Nations, where he wields a wicked blade on a poor leek, the traditional symbol of Wales.
For those of you who don't know rugby, the "hooker" is the middle player in the front row, who hooks his arms around the shoulders of the two usually taller props, binding together to form a row. He's usually built a bit short, beefy, and with a face formed by thousands of scrum mashes against his opponents. He's also traditionally the first player to pass out at the drink-up.
Here's some examples: