Overheard In Laguna:

"I've got sooo much sand in my Speedo!"

"I don't care if you say that I'm a thick bitch."

"It was like this spandex stuff, and it kept riding up and making a bubble on my ass."

"Are you going to the Boom?"

"Ohmygodawave!"

"Girl. Girl. Girl! Girl? Girl... Girl."

I love my queer peeps, despite their hideous taste in swimwear.