Thursday, November 10, 2005

Always Reliable Pat

The Reverend Robertson, extending his assassination order to the good folks of Dover, PA:

I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover. If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city. And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there.

All that because they threw out the previous school board that wanted to teach metaphysics in science class.

OK, all together now, to the theme tune of "androgynous Pat" sketch on Saturday Night Live:

Wheeen its time for wingnuttery, It's Pat!

Hat tip to Andrew.


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