Friday, November 11, 2005

Big Truck Goes Boom!

So they've been filming Mission Impossible III, The Impregnation here in downtown L.A., including at the factory I work in. To make extra-sure that everyone knows about his unassailable heterosexuality, Tom Cruise is said to have been doing his own stunts. Which is suppose means personally, personally!! destroying these luxury S.U.V.'s with his Thetan-free thoughts. Being the good method actor that he is, I wonder how he might have motivated himself for such chaos:













WILL! FIND! KATIE! HOT!













WILL! PASS! MENTAL AUDIT!













WILL! AVOID! PSYCHOTROPIC DRUGS!













WILL! NOT! OBSESS OVER 5'2 HEIGHT!













WILL! NOT! THINK! OF! COCK!!!!!!

1 Comments:

Blogger Machine said...

That's fucking hilarious.

5:27 PM  

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