The First Casualty

Ya know how the Right always complains about how the mainstream media only reports "The Bad News" from Iraq? Well, can you imagine how much worse that news might be if it weren't for the 1200 men and women of the Fourth Psychological Operations Group, who are valiantly striving day and night to crank out pro-American propaganda for anonymous consumption across the Middle East. Did you know that we have thirty radio stations in Afghanistan, none of which identify themselves as being controlled be the American government?

Now if we could just do that, in, say, San Francisco. After all, with the Chronicle dying, someone's got to lie to those hippies!