Why Frenchmen Always Throw Off My Gaydar

So I'm watching late-night rugby on the satellite. Leicester vs. Stade Francais. As usual, I'm rooting for the English side and checking out the French side, because we all know that French rugby players are hot.

But what I didn't know until now is that Stade Francais, one of the best rugby teams in Europe, has a pink stripe:

















Only in France would a rugby team kit out in pink. I guess that French men are really, really secure in their sexuality, bless them.