I Always Thought That Line Dancing Was A Bit Queer

Here's the Lyrics to Willie Nelson's new single,
"Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other".

Well there's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas
There's many a young boy who feels things he can't comprehend
Now a small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes
No a small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

And I believe to my soul that inside every man there's the feminine
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear
Well a cowboy may brag about things that he's done with his women
But the ones that brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer

Cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other
Say, what did you think all them saddles and boots was about?
And there's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels for his brother
And inside every cowboy there's a lady that'd love to slip out

And there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead
So when you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
You can't fuck with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head

Cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other
What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?
And there's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he feels for his brother
And inside every lady there's a cowboy who wants to come out
And inside every cowboy there's a lady that'd love to slip out