The Bottom Line

So, I was reading Michael Reagan's almost violent screed against gay adoption on the right-wing website Newsmax. It's real stomach-turning stuff from a third-rate bloviator who wouldn't have a career if it weren't for his last name. But the best part was when I got to the bottom of the page and saw the following advertising links, arrayed in no particular order. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Religious Right, presented by those who know them best, their marketers:

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(Not like that would violate any biblical proscription against usury)

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(Gives a whole new meaning to the term "impotent rage")

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(Or stop blogging and try moving out of your parents basement)

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(What is it with conservatives and gold? Do they actually think it's still used as currency?)

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(How about you just stop listening to fear-mongers and outrage-peddlers for a change?)

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(Sounds like the good, old-fashioned American way to earn a living)

There Is No Salvation, No Everlasting Eternal Life, No Real Love Without Receiving God's Spirit
(And you should see what it does for your sex life/bank account!)

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(Heh)

Of course, I blog about how backwards and homophobic the Mormon Church is, and I get ads for Mormon singles all over my site, so go figure.