Shield Your Eyes

Yes, this is a photo of Kiefer Sutherland, in a karaoke bar in Burbank, with his pants around his ankles. Courtesy of my friend Doug.
Look how scared the guy on the left is. I wonder if he just randomly sat down at that table.
BTW, I have a friend who tells a lovely story about the time he ran into Kiefer at a party at Brian Grazer's house. Apparently he flirted with my very male friend rather intensely for a few minutes, and then threw up on his shoes.
And to think, this man once almost married America's Sweetheart(tm), Julia Roberts?
How long until he's talking about his "recovery process" on Oprah?