Slouching Towards Jerusalem
Holy Crap, you know that little war over there in the Middle East, no not that one that's feeding good Oklahoma boys to Gog and Magog, I mean the one with those suspiciously well-armed Hebrews and their nasty neighbors (I tried to warn them about that neighborhood, but no...). Well anyway, we finally have the mystery of this particular little dustup fixed. Don't blame it on Hezbollah. It's all because Jeebus is mad at teh gay again. Lordy.