Snack Sales In NYC Decline Precipitously

According to Gawker, New York's famous Cartoon Network has been busted:













Not that it served them right or anything, but I tried to get the promised "home delivery" from these guys once. The pussies wouldn't come to the street I was staying on in Harlem. I had to meet the guy in the 125th Street station. I guess they should have been less afraid of black people and more afraid of the ones in blue.