Give This Man A Hand

Asshole Utah Businessman and Utah Jazz owner Larry H. Miller, a used-car salesman made, in Dick Cheney's favorite phrase, big-time, apparently has mixed feelings about homosexuality.

First he pulls Brokeback Mountain out of his Larry H. Miller theaters (he loves to plaster his prosiac name on things, never forget the H.). But then, he responds with the presence of a phallic-shaped shotgun mic by, well, giving it a little pick-me-up:


















Wait, that's not a tender loving caress? He's actually knocking microphones out of reporters hands?

With a grip like that, maybe he should play point guard in the Jazz starting five.

Good As You has the story.