Why I love England, Reason 48,217

British sailors get pissed and leave classified documents in a pub in Portsmouth. Upstanding citizen notices the papers and collects them up. Here's what he has to say:

"It didn't click at first. But when it did and I realised sensitive information had just been left lying around for anyone to pick up I thought 'bloody hell'.

"Whoever is responsible for losing it needs to be severely spoken to."

I think that, upon occasion, we all need to be severely spoken to.