Gomorrah Always Gets Short Shrift
So I was on this great homo-hatin' site, Aboms.com, which features postings like this:
Sony Music has launched the first major music label dedicated to nurturing sodomites. The label, Music with a Twist, is a joint venture with Wilderness Media & Entertainment, the company led by Matt Farber, who has founded MTV's new sodomite channel LOGO. Music With a Twist's roster will feature sodomites who have mass appeal and hit potential across all musical genres.
Hmmm, Sodomites with mass appeal? What the hell do you think Hollywood was invented for!
The funny thing is that I knew I'd seen this language before. Indeed, this is the ABC news story about the launching of Music With a Twist:
Sony Music has launched the first major music label dedicated to nurturing lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender artists. The label, Music with a Twist, is a joint venture with Wilderness Media & Entertainment, the company led by Matt Farber, who has founded MTV's new gay and lesbian channel LOGO... Music With a Twist's roster will feature gay artists who have mass appeal and hit potential across all musical genres.
Yup, they just ripped off the story and, for our convenience, changed every instance of "Gay" to "Sodomite".
That's some hard blogging. I wonder if you can pull that same shit with "Republican" and "Doofus"? And how come it's always "Somodite" and never "Gomorrahite"? If they wanted to be a little more "with it" and "hip to the kids" (and what Old Testment fundamentalist doesn't) they could just drop the whole obscure Abyssinian placenames thing and use the easy-to-pronounce "San Franciscan".
But the best part, in what is a pretty damned obvious case of unintended irony, is that most of the "abominations" on the site are, well, about the fucked-up sex lives of Christians:
Archdiocese Fights to Keep Statute of Limitations On Its Sodomite Priest Cases
Priest Abuse Victims Lose In Court
Gay Priest Gets 111 Years For Molestating Boys
Predator Priest Joseph Byrns Used God As Lure
Pentecostal Pastor Steven Martinez Pleads No Contest To Sexual Battery
Court In London Cuts Sodomite Priest's Jail Term
Virginia Church Leaves The Sodomite-United Church Of Christ
More Charges Expected In Baptist Pastor Molest Case
I think I see a trend here. I don't know, but I just wouldn't feel very comfortable knowing that "one of them" was teaching my kid. Flaunting their bibles and crucifixes everywhere! It's just. Not. Natural...
Talk about your "laying on of hands"!