Think of Baseball, Or This

So, I admit, I just did a Google image search for "Colin Farrell sex tape". In case you hadn't heard, it's apparently out.

Yet when I carried out this simple search for, ahem, journalistic purposes, one of first images to come up was:










That's right, a link to a Senate biography of the late lamented Strom Thurmond.

You know how, sometimes, you just throw up a little in your mouth?