Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

The poor babies of the religious right. They are so persecuted, they need to have a conference to whine about it:

The War On Christians And The Values Voter in 2006 Conference will be held March 27-28 at the Omni Shoreham Hotel in Washington, D.C.

This is the first conference to cover every aspect of the cultural war on Christians --- including attacks by Hollywood, the news media, gay activist and leftist groups like the ACLU and Anti-Defamation League.

If any one of these pampered, middle-class twits actually knew for five minutes what it really was to be a minority, their world view would collapse like faster then a souffle during a French baker's strike.

My favorite speaker on the lineup? None other then Pastor Tom Crouse, who gave us the Mr. Hetero contest! Do you remember how that turned out?








Thanks to Atlanta Malcontent for the heads-up.