For You Jalopnik Readers
In case you were wondering, I think this picture pretty well explains why I was included in Davey's "bear" posting. I do not, however, own a Masarati.
TOO QUEER FOR THE RED STATES, TOO WHITE TRASH FOR THE BLUE
1 Comments:
For maximum Utah Shock Effect, you'll need to retake the photo wearing a light-colored shirt made out of thin material...with a scoop-neck style garment top underneath (the kind that leaves a "smiley" showing under one's shirt).
That'll knock 'em dead in Utah County.
;)
PS: I have non-LDS attorney friends in SLC who wear wife-beaters under their white shirts on trial days. Subliminal suggestion for the jury...
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